Green Plantains and Sweet Plantains

We have plantains growing in the backyard. So many uses for them! When they’re green and not yet ripe, we’ve used them in soups. We’ve made patacones. We’ve ate them as potato chips. We make pancakes with them if you mix in an egg. Seriously the best pancakes ever. Especially when your topless wife makesContinue reading “Green Plantains and Sweet Plantains”

Peanut Butter on My Wife’s Nipples

My wife’s boobs every week makes a new batch of peanut butter. She sees it’s so much cheaper to buy good peanuts at the store and then use the food processor to make peanut butter. It’s the best and most healthy peanut butter we’ve ever had. Our family consumes lots of peanut butter. And itContinue reading “Peanut Butter on My Wife’s Nipples”

My Wife’s Boobs Making Coconut Milk

My wife’s boobs live off fresh coconut milk in her coffee every day. Either she or our cleaner make fresh coconut milk 2-3x weekly. She cannot have coffee any more without her coconut milk. On small trips she’ll even bring a small container of coconut milk with her. She has coffee 2x a day. AndContinue reading “My Wife’s Boobs Making Coconut Milk”