I have to admit I don’t like mayonnaise so much. Too much fat and chemicals out of the jar. But when my wife’s boobs makes her own homemade mayonnaise on puts it on her nipples, mayonnaise all of a sudden seems like the best tasting food in the world. And I am happy to clean it off her.
She is always making homemade peanut butter, pesto, mayonnaise, chipotle sauce, jams and other fresh items that taste so much better than anything you can get out of a jar at the store.