Where we are there are no pine trees. No snow. and none of the typical signs of Christmas or the holiday season. It’s warm and tropical here year round, which at least makes it so my wife’s boobs want to have less clothes on all the time. (Part of my strategy for choosing a climate to live in.) 🙂
So that means for the holiday season we get a small little Charlie Brown Christmas tree. Which is just tall enough to conveniently cover some parts of my wife’s body.