
On a trip last year in the jungle, my wife’s breasts learned how to wield a machete. Her boobs were naked, but definitely not afraid. Her breasts learned some survival skills and learned about some plants that are helpful in the jungle.
Nip and Nippette were excited to learn to use a machete. And they took to that machete like a hand to a glove. My wife’s breasts know how to slice and dice and how to defend themselves, as well as how to retrieve food in the jungle.
After her learning her machete skills, I wonder if my wife’s boobs could double for Gal Gadot on Wonder Woman.